Lost in Textology

Steph Lee (my sister) text messages me on September 26, 2009 9:50:21 PM (that is September 27, 2009 12:50:21 AM New York time) with the following message: Are you still dating Derek? BC Dre and I met a 23 year old dude who is pretty cute for you...

I reply: Hahahaha what are u doing talking to 23 year olds???! Yes I still am dating him

Last time I talked to my sister via text message, she bitched me out and I called her a bitch. I can't help but to assume that she was being sarcastic.......seriously, I bet she just met a a fugly dumb fuck and the first thing that came to mind was, "Oh, he'd be perfect for my little sister!" Unfortunately, I will never know...sarcasm doesn't exactly translate easily in text messages. Who knows, maybe she was being completely serious and I just missed out on my chance at NY's finest.........hah! Doubtful.

**UPDATE**

Three more received texts from my sister.....I'm starting to believe she wasn't actually being sarcastic o.O just drunk. It's actually quite funny...

September 26, 2009 11:03:12 PM (+3 hours for NY time), Steph Lee writes: Dambit...dre found a hottie for you. Shell preteem shess younger than 29. Hahahaha

September 26, 2009 11:22:38 PM (+3 hours for NY time), Steph Lee writes: Pretends I mean ..my key board is broke

September 26, 2009 11:33:57 PM (+3 hours for NY time), Steph Lee writes: We like to keep options opeen. Dre says? " Cougars Rock!!!" hahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Keep in mind my sister and her friend Andrea (a.k.a. Dre) are 29 years old.....pushing thirty. Talk about cradle robbing!