staring game

Do you ever get the feeling that everyone is staring at you? I do. Usually, when I get that feeling, two things immediately come to mind - 1) WTF?! Do I have something on my face or something? Is my skirt tucked into my panties? Did a bird just shit in my hair without me knowing? Why is everyone looking at me....? 2) Damn, do I look that good today? I must look super cute or something. Yeah, you like my outfit, huh?! That's right...I know I look good.

Okay.......not those exact thoughts, per say, but - you get the idea.

I just came back from Safeway, and I SWEAR everyone kept looking at me. I felt it. At first, I thought WTF? Is something on my shirt or something? But then, I came home and looked in the mirror and saw that I looked normal - my hair wasn't jacked-up, my clothes were all in-tact. So I began to think, hmmm, maybe I was just lookin' exceptionally good today. HAHA! Yessss...

You know what is funny? When a guy tries to subtly check you out....but you totally know that they're being sleazy and gross. So you're walking toward them, on the street, for example, and they're facing you/looking in your general direction. And oh boy, can you spot these suckers out. They'll suddenly turn around and face the other direction.....just slightly before you are about to pass them by. This way, they can check out your ass without it seeming like they turned around to....well, check out your ass. I'm telling you, I've got eagle eyes. I must have a 6th sense.

On a side note --

Derek seems to think that I have the African Sleeping Sickness -.- IDIOT!